Personality Candle – Custom Scent Story
Personality Candle – Custom Scent Story
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Celebrate someone special with a truly unique personalised gift — a hand-poured candle paired with a beautifully crafted candlemaker’s notes message that tells the story of their personality in scent.
Choose two personality traits, and we’ll create a candle inspired by them, blending a fragrance profile that’s as distinctive as they are. Your gift comes with a candlemaker's note detailing the “recipe” — the carefully chosen scent notes, their exact percentages, and the heartfelt reason behind each ingredient.
Whether they’re bold and adventurous, calm and grounded, or anywhere in between, this custom candle gift makes a meaningful present for birthdays, anniversaries, thank-yous, or just because. It’s the perfect combination of fragrance, storytelling, and thoughtfulness — designed to make them smile every time they light it.
✅ Hand-poured candle with a personalised scent story
✅ Beautifully packaged for gifting
✅ Ideal for birthdays, anniversaries, weddings, or just because
What Exactly Is A “Personality Candle”?
Not just a label swap. We pair their two strongest vibes (you choose) with a carefully developed scent profile—think cedar for confidence, lavender for calm, bergamot for sparkle. The result is a fragrance that reads like a compliment: personal, modern, and genuinely lovely to burn.
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Premium soy blend for a smooth, clean burn
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Long-lasting throw without being overwhelming
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Cotton wick, phthalate-free fragrance oils
A Little Bit Perfume, A Little Bit Poetry
Every candle arrives with a Candle Maker’s Notes card—your recipient’s name, their trait pairing, and a short note that explains the blend. It’s the “aww” moment people keep.
How It Works
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Pick Two Traits
We built eight modern archetypes. Mix any two.
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Add Their Name
We’ll print it on the label and notes card.
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We Pour & Pack
Hand-poured to order. Beautifully boxed. Ready to gift.
We never ship anything that doesn’t smell great. Personality-led, quality-first.
FAQ's
What is a Custom Roast Book?
A Custom Roast Book is a one-of-a-kind, personalised roast turned into a professionally printed book.
You tell us who the victim is, give us the inside scoop, and we transform it into 60–80 brutal, hilarious, tailor-made roast jokes. Then we print it, bind it, and ship it directly to their (or your) door.
How does the ordering process work?
- Place your order.
- Once you check out, you’ll receive an order confirmation email with a link to your Roast Form.
- Fill out the form with as many juicy details as you can (or as few — we’ve got backup jokes).
- Our team roasts them to perfection.
- We print the book and ship it straight to you.
What kind of info do you ask for in the form?
We’ll ask about their name, age, job, hobbies, weird habits, legendary stories, and anything else worth mocking.
The form is quick and fun, and you don’t have to answer everything. The more you give us, the better the roast.
What’s the difference between Standard and Premium?
- Standard Roast Book: Softcover (paperback), high-quality, durable print, perfect for laughs on a budget.
- Premium Roast Book: Hardcover, matte finish, sleek and sturdy, a roast worthy of display (or long-term trauma).
The content inside is the same; it’s just the packaging that changes.
How savage are we talking?
You get to choose the level of pain:
🧁 Mild: Playful teasing. Safe for work, family, and sensitive egos.
🔥 Medium: Biting sarcasm and sharp digs. Not too harsh, not too soft.
🔥🔥 Savage: Ruthless. No filter. Full ego destruction. You've been warned.
How long does it take?
- Roast writing: 1–3 business days
- Printing & shipping (UK only): 9–12 business days
Total turnaround: usually within 2 weeks from the day you submit your roast form.
Do you ship outside the UK?
Not yet. Right now we only ship within the UK; but we’re working on international delivery. Sign up to our newsletter to be notified when that changes.
Can I return it?
Because every book is completely custom-written and printed to order, we don’t accept returns for change of mind.
However — if your book arrives damaged, or you’re genuinely unhappy with it, get in touch within 30 days and we’ll make it right.
Check out our Returns Policy for the full details.
What if I don’t give you much info?
That’s totally fine; we’ve got a stockpile of 100+ handcrafted general roast jokes ready to drop in.
But the more personal details you provide, the more brutal (and hilarious) your book will be.
Do you use AI?
Yes — but not the soulless kind.
We use a custom AI roasting tool to help generate and shape the jokes, but every book is reviewed and edited by a real human to make sure it’s sharp, funny, and actually makes sense.
AI helps us write faster. Humans make it sting.
What does the book actually look like?
Every book includes:
- A custom cover
- 60–80 savage jokes tailored to your victim
- A funny intro and outro
- High-quality printing (standard or hardcover)
It’s a gift they’ll never forget — or forgive.