How It Works

Roasting someone has never been easier — or more professionally devastating.

We take your inside jokes, embarrassing stories, and juicy gossip… and turn it into a fully customised roast book, handcrafted by humans and boosted by AI.

Here’s how it goes down:

You Spill the Tea
Fill out our hilariously simple form.

Tell us who the victim is, what they do, what they drive, what annoys you most about them, and any legendary moments that need immortalising. The more you give us, the harder we can hit.

Don’t stress. Nothing’s required. But the more roast fuel you provide, the more flames we can throw.

✅ Takes 3–5 minutes
✅ No judgment (unless you want us to add some)
We Write the Book of Their Nightmares
Our writers — assisted by our custom RoastBot™ AI — turn your answers into a savage, funny, and fully personal roast book.

That means jokes tailored to your dad, boss, mate, ex, or anyone else unlucky enough to be in your life.

Every book is curated by a real human, so the humour hits exactly where it should (and hurts exactly how it needs to).

✅ 60–80 original jokes
✅ Real stories turned into roast gold
✅ Mild, Medium, or Savage — you choose the heat
We Print & Ship
We print your roast on beautiful, high-quality paper and bind it into a sleek little book of emotional damage. Then we ship it — free anywhere in the UK.

They’ll never see it coming. Until it lands in their letterbox and ruins their day.

✅ Premium quality paperback
✅ Custom cartoon-style cover
✅ Free UK delivery
✅ Delivered direct to their door (or yours)