FAQ's

What is a Custom Roast Book?

A Custom Roast Book is a one-of-a-kind, personalised roast turned into a professionally printed book.

You tell us who the victim is, give us the inside scoop, and we transform it into 60–80 brutal, hilarious, tailor-made roast jokes. Then we print it, bind it, and ship it directly to their (or your) door.

How does the ordering process work?

Place your order.
Once you check out, you’ll receive an order confirmation email with a link to your Roast Form.
Fill out the form with as many juicy details as you can (or as few — we’ve got backup jokes).
Our team roasts them to perfection.
We print the book and ship it straight to you.

What kind of info do you ask for in the form?

We’ll ask about their name, age, job, hobbies, weird habits, legendary stories, and anything else worth mocking.

The form is quick and fun, and you don’t have to answer everything. The more you give us, the better the roast.

What’s the difference between Standard and Premium?

Standard Roast Book: Softcover (paperback), high-quality, durable print, perfect for laughs on a budget.
Premium Roast Book: Hardcover, matte finish, sleek and sturdy, a roast worthy of display (or long-term trauma).

The content inside is the same; it’s just the packaging that changes.

How savage are we talking?

You get to choose the level of pain:

🧁 Mild: Playful teasing. Safe for work, family, and sensitive egos.

🔥 Medium: Biting sarcasm and sharp digs. Not too harsh, not too soft.

🔥🔥 Savage: Ruthless. No filter. Full ego destruction. You've been warned.

How long does it take?

Roast writing: 1–3 business days
Printing & shipping (UK only): 9–12 business days

Total turnaround: usually within 2 weeks from the day you submit your roast form.

Do you ship outside the UK?

Not yet. Right now we only ship within the UK; but we’re working on international delivery. Sign up to our newsletter to be notified when that changes.

Can I return it?

Because every book is completely custom-written and printed to order, we don’t accept returns for change of mind.

However — if your book arrives damaged, or you’re genuinely unhappy with it, get in touch within 30 days and we’ll make it right.

Check out our Returns Policy for the full details.

What if I don’t give you much info?

That’s totally fine; we’ve got a stockpile of 100+ handcrafted general roast jokes ready to drop in.

But the more personal details you provide, the more brutal (and hilarious) your book will be.

Do you use AI?

Yes — but not the soulless kind.

We use a custom AI roasting tool to help generate and shape the jokes, but every book is reviewed and edited by a real human to make sure it’s sharp, funny, and actually makes sense.

AI helps us write faster. Humans make it sting.

What does the book actually look like?

Every book includes:

A custom cover
60–80 savage jokes tailored to your victim
A funny intro and outro
High-quality printing (standard or hardcover)

It’s a gift they’ll never forget — or forgive.

For any further assistance, please feel free to reach out!

You Spill the Tea
Fill out our hilariously simple form.

Tell us who the victim is, what they do, what they drive, what annoys you most about them, and any legendary moments that need immortalising. The more you give us, the harder we can hit.

Don’t stress. Nothing’s required. But the more roast fuel you provide, the more flames we can throw.

✅ Takes 3–5 minutes
✅ No judgment (unless you want us to add some)
We Write the Book of Their Nightmares
Our writers — assisted by our custom RoastBot™ AI — turn your answers into a savage, funny, and fully personal roast book.

That means jokes tailored to your dad, boss, mate, ex, or anyone else unlucky enough to be in your life.

Every book is curated by a real human, so the humour hits exactly where it should (and hurts exactly how it needs to).

✅ 60–80 original jokes
✅ Real stories turned into roast gold
✅ Mild, Medium, or Savage — you choose the heat
We Print & Ship
We print your roast on beautiful, high-quality paper and bind it into a sleek little book of emotional damage. Then we ship it — free anywhere in the UK.

They’ll never see it coming. Until it lands in their letterbox and ruins their day.

✅ Premium quality paperback
✅ Custom cartoon-style cover
✅ Free UK delivery
✅ Delivered direct to their door (or yours)