Why Your Dad Deserves a Roast More Than a Retirement Plan

Let’s be honest — your dad doesn’t need another pair of socks, a World's Best Dad mug, or whatever that weird “grill master” apron was supposed to be. He needs something better. Something bolder. Something that hits him where it hurts… but also makes him laugh.

Introducing: the Custom Roast Book — the ultimate funny gift for Dad that says “I love you” and “You peaked in 1987” at the same time.

Because Respect Has Gone Too Far

Somewhere around age 50, Dads become untouchable. People start praising their dad jokes. Complimenting their DIY disasters. Acting like "falling asleep during a film" is a sign of wisdom.

It’s time we bring balance back to the universe — with a personalised dad roast.

A Roast Book is the gift your dad didn’t know he needed. It’s a fully custom book packed with lovingly savage jokes, fake reviews, and perfectly timed jabs based on your answers.

It’s like a birthday card, but funnier. And it hurts more. In a good way.

Still Googling “Unique Father’s Day Gift Ideas”?

We get it. Dads are impossible to buy for. He either:

  • Buys everything he wants already
  • Swears he “doesn’t need anything”
  • Or just wants another gadget he’ll never figure out how to use

That’s where funny, personalised gifts for Dad come in. A Roast Book is:

  • One-of-a-kind
  • Customised to your actual dad’s personality
  • Hilarious enough to make him laugh-cry at the dinner table

It’s the best Father’s Day gift idea, birthday present, or “just because you’re annoying” surprise.

The Psychology of Roasting (a.k.a. Why He’ll Love It)

You might worry: Will he take it personally?
Only if he’s a little baby. (Which you can also include in the roast, by the way.)

The truth is: most dads love getting roasted. Why?

  • They’re finally the centre of attention

  • It’s proof you know him better than anyone

  • And he gets to pretend to be mad about it (while secretly loving every page)

It’s bonding through burns. Trust us, your dad’s fragile ego will be fine — and your Custom Roast Book will become a new family heirloom.

TL;DR: Ditch the Generic Gifts

✅ Socks = forgettable
✅ Mugs = boring
✅ Personalised Roast Book = legendary

Give him a gift he’ll actually remember — and probably read out loud to his mates at the pub.

Check out our Custom Roast Book for Dads now, and create the funniest, most personal gift he’ll ever receive.

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