We Ranked the Funniest Gag Gifts of 2025
We Ranked the 7 Funniest Gag Gifts of All Time
Some gifts say “I care about you.”
Gag gifts say “I care about you, but also remember that time you fell in front of your crush in 2014?”
Whether it’s for a birthday, secret Santa, wedding, breakup, or just because your friend deserves to be humbled — gag gifts are the holy grail of unforgettable presents. We scoured the depths of the internet (and our own passive-aggressive tendencies) to bring you the funniest, weirdest, most chaotic gifts you can give.
Here’s our totally biased, deeply unserious countdown of the best gag gifts of all time.
#7 – Emergency Underpants Dispenser
What is it?
Exactly what it sounds like: a tiny box that dispenses individually-wrapped emergency underpants.
Why it made the list:
Because you never know. Life is unpredictable. So is digestion.
#6 – The Nicolas Cage Sequin Pillow
What is it?
Swipe the sequins one way — you get a classy pillow. Swipe the other — boom, Nicolas Cage’s face appears in all its unsettling glory.
Why it made the list:
It’s confusing. It’s cursed. It’s Cage.
#5 – The Screaming Goat Desk Toy
What is it?
A tiny goat that screams when you press it. That’s it. That’s the whole gift.
Why it made the list:
There is no logical reason for this to exist. Which is exactly why it must.
#4 – Potato with Your Face On It
What is it?
Yes, you can literally send someone a potato. With a custom message. Or even your face. Through the mail.
Why it made the list:
There’s something magical about spending money to anonymously send a vegetable. It’s pure chaos.
#3 – “Nothing” in a Box
What is it?
A gift box labeled “Nothing.” Open it up — it’s empty.
Why it made the list:
Perfect for the friend who says “Don’t get me anything.” Guess what, Sarah? You got exactly what you asked for.
#2 – The Yodelling Pickle
What is it?
A green plastic pickle that yodels when you press it.
Why it made the list:
It makes zero sense and that’s the entire point. It’s also weirdly hypnotic. Consider yourself warned.
#1 – Custom Roast Book (Yes, We’re Biased. No, We’re Not Sorry.)
What is it?
A fully personalized roast book, written just for your chosen victim… I mean, loved one. Filled with hilarious, handcrafted insults based on your inside jokes, quirks, and confessions.
You choose the roast level (light, medium, or dark), tell us a bit about them, and we do the rest. It’s like a loving punch to the ego wrapped in digital brilliance.
Why it made the list:
Because mugs are boring, socks are forgettable, and nothing says “I love you” like documenting all your friend’s failures in a beautifully designed book. Plus, you can try a free roast on our site before you commit. Which is honestly more generous than most of our relationships.
Final Verdict
Whether you go for a screaming goat, a yodelling pickle, or a professionally written insult anthology (hi 👋), gag gifts are more than just a laugh — they’re a memory. A slightly unhinged, deeply personal, probably embarrassing memory.
So go forth. Be bold. Roast responsibly.